Tipsy Coaster "The officer said..."
Tipsy Coasters are made of super absorbent natural limestone. Condensation disappears before your eyes! Full coverage, non-slip cork backing keeps coaster and drink steady as a rock. Add character to any home, kitchen, backyard, patio, pool, beach, or vacation getaway with drink coasters that feature crisp, high resolution graphics and sayings that are both fun and functional. Proudly made in America!
"The officer said, "You're staggering." I said, "You're quite handsome yourself." We just laughed and laughed. I need bail money."